The Fiefdom of Dorothea Coyett is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.784 billion Dorothea Coyettians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.6%.

The Dorothea Coyettian economy, worth 84.0 trillion runes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 47,072 runes, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, sex changes are routinely performed at Dorothea Coyett's hospitals, and a major religion has been named as Dorothea Coyett's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Dorothea Coyett's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dorothea Coyett is ranked 147,427^th in the world and 1,428^th in Remembrance for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.37 kickbacks per hour.